stonegossardsseductivedancing:
AND UGGSBURN THE YOGA PANTS AND THE ABERCROMBIE SHIRTS
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I love this (Taken with instagram)
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25 DEEP Questions.
- 1. Have you ever been murdered?
- 2. Do you masturbate? Don't you fucking lie to me.
- 3. Do you shit rainbows?
- 4. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love unicorns?
- 5. STATE OF LOOVE AND TRUUUSSTT AND A STATE OF LOVE AND TRUUUST AND EWFSF ASRE8YGERHSGERSHG
- 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Would you fuck Eddie Vedder if you got the chance?
- 7. Would you rather be hurt by a chainsaw or fire?
- 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she wants to stab you and eat your genitals, a la Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes/yes?
- 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. If you had the opportunity and it was guaranteed you wouldn't get caught, would you shit on their grave? Why or why not?
- 10. Are you a colossal shithead?
- 11. Sex=good? If no, please inform us how it is working for Al Qaeda.
- 12. TL;DR
- 13.When was the last time you were honest with anyone, you colossal shit head?
- 14. This question is heteronormative and obscenely privileged and has therefore been stricken from the survey
- 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Your legs or your arms? Why
- 16. Friends. Do you have them?
- 17. If you could change one moment from last month, you'd fuck it up for all of us and cause a time paradox you selfish prick. next question.
- 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. You're a chicken shit, it's nothing.
- 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? If no, please explain in detail how it was working with Ted Bundy?
- 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. Kill your grandmother, dumbass, she's on her way out anyway.
- 22. Are you a racist, sexist old asshole?
- 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it? Never, don't lie to me. Next question.
- 24.Which would you choose, getting fucked now or later?
- 25.IF YOU COULD HAVE A MYSTICAL UNICORN AS A PET AND SUPERPOWERS BUT YOU HAD TO KILL YOUR PARENTS WOULD YOU DO IT
- These are so much better than those other boring questions! So what are you waiting for, drop a question in my ask if you have a few seconds to spare! XO
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FUCK LAMPS
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Casino Night Zone
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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters
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ib from ib. uh. i dont think i’d do so good
The girl from pokemon HGSS
i guess i’ll be ok
but i’ll have to get used to the new body
I’m a Khajiit. I’m pretty shit out of luck… NO, GOVERNMENT! DON’T DISSECT ME!
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Cutting Grass
Created by Colin Lepper
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wow i didn’t even know this existed
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I.. uhm. -blushes- let me touch you
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